Keiwit
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Re:New member? - 2005/01/19 08:03
You've worried me a bit now, I always believed my dad had only 4 kids. Maybe I do have a brother somewhere... I always felt like I should have one. Maybe in New Zealand. Come to think of it, my dad did live in New York for a while so maybe I have some rather obese siblings who can't pronounce simple words correctly.
You see, I have 3 sisters. Not in a "My landlady had 3 lovely daughters" sort of way you understand. This, coupled with the fact that we all had to go to church on Sunday morning, meant that all my friends became better at football than I did.
You always hear about the child prodigies who've had their talents nurtured since they were 8 years old. Whether it’s golf, guitar, fishing or juggling. Anything. When I was 8 years old my parents noticed my prodigious talent for eating crisps.
Anyway, enough of my woes. I can't really complain, I work in local government so to be mediocre is something of a blessing. To be borderline insane means you are promotion material.
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