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| Ladies' Basic Freedoms Polka |
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Words & Music: Jake Thackray Click here to download guitar tab The ladies of the neighbourhood Are fighting the fight for womanhood By taking what they feel to be Fundamental liberties. Gentlemen, don't walk alone! Beware these women! They're widely known For their marksmanship, their lobster grip. They're quick to strike, and they strike to the bone. The ladies of the neighbourhood Are fighting the fight for womanhood By taking what they feel to be Fundamental liberties. They advance libertarian views With the speed of incontinent kangaroos. With a vampire's wail their hungry nails Will sink into your bulging trews. The ladies of the neighbourhood Are fighting the fight for womanhood By taking what they feel to be Fundamental liberties. They've been where no women have been before, Up Lord Mayors' petticoats, barristers' drawers. They're known to have poked up a horseguard's cloak And many a butcher's pinafore. The ladies of the neighbourhood, Fighting the fight for womanhood By taking what they feel to be Fundamental liberties. Your chef isn't safe when they break loose; In his kitchen he'll be brutally seduced: A yelp, a scream, a clatter of tureens And lo and behold your cook is goosed. The ladies of the neighbourhood, Fighting the fight for womanhood By taking what they feel to be Fundamental liberties. They had the vicar with a fearful tweak, Plucking at his cassock with animal shrieks. With a priestly wince he stuck to his principles And turned the other cheek. The ladies of the neighbourhood, Fighting the fight for womanhood By taking what they feel to be Fundamental liberties. Click here to download guitar tab |